“These Boots Were Made For Dancing”
Boots
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Like heels, different boots = different personalities. Thin, pointy-heeled, knee or thigh-high stiletto boots (otherwise known as FMB - Fuck Me Boots) = a girl who is confident and likes to be the centre of attention. As the name suggests, these ladies are also sexual creatures, looking for their next victim! (ok, that might be a slight embellishment, but there is some truth in what I say). Ankle boots are all the rage at the mo, so if you come across a lady wearing these, be sure that she is trendy and stylish. And a precautionary note to men out there -the only ladies who wear thigh-high red patent boots to a club, are ladies of the night….On the opposite end of the fashion scale is the good old uggie. A girl who wears ugg boots clubbing will generally be more of a hippy kind: easy-going, comfort-loving, and probably a bit more of a tomboy.
Crocs
Yes I know, they’re comfy and some of us (shamefully) own a pair that we wear only around the house. But boys beware, if you see a girl in a club wearing them, run the other way! Why? Because she’s either over 60, under 16 or… a serial killer.
